He pai ki ahau te mitimiti. Ka taea e au te mitimiti i a koe kia mokemoke koe!
E whakapono ana a Blondie ki a Santa Claus - ma wai e mau mai he haki mo te $100 mo te renitia? A ki te mihi ki a ia, ka taea e koe te whakaaro, ko tana hiahia kia rite ki te uwha o te Tau Hou! Mena ko au ia, kare rawa au e kii kao - me aku moni hoki. Na ka mahi ia i tona waha mo te moni katoa! A he kore utu te kai reka ki te arero!
rite taku wahine!!!!
Haere mai, tuhi mai ki te whakatau i ahau.
Ka tango ahau i tetahi kotiro penei hei kaitiaki whare. Ma te tangata e whakakorikori tana tiihi ka mitimiti i ana poi. A he ataahua rawa tenei uwha. Me whakamohio ia i tona ra tuatahi. Whakamaramahia ma te rongonui ko te whakahiato me te putea ka whakaaetia ki te rangatira anake, a he ngawari tana mahi - kia ngawari ki te whakatutuki i ana tohutohu katoa. Kei te pirangi ia ki te mahi i tana kaihe kia pai ake ai te mahi!
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Ko nga ataata e pa ana
Ka taea e au te whakatutuki i o moemoea